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"Izuna!! Come on, we have to go!" Madara shouted out as he had just honked the horn for the 7th time, incredibly impatient at the moment. He was dressed in a black sweater with a hoode with cobwebs on it. He wore long dark pants that had red streaks traveling north to the south. He wore worn out grayish sneakers. "Let's go, let's go, let's go!!" Came more horn honks.

Izuna, growling in frustration slammed his fists down on the kitchen table. He was figuring out an how to use the Oven/stove to make special brownies for his brother, but also needed to go to Karate tournemnet with him.

"One minute!" He called and popped the brownie mix (Which was now all mushy thanks to an egg beater) into the oven and set it to a random number which happened to be. 398 degrees.

There we go.... He thought, running towards the door. He took his soft jacket and put it over his dark purple T-shirt that said, "Why don't morons call 911 in an emergency?.... Because they can't find the '11' button." He laughed softly and headed to the car.

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"It was about fucking time!" Madara cussed, making a left-hand turn and started driving down through town. "You took, like, three thousand years! What was taking you so long?" He demanded.

Izuna sweat-dropped and scoffed, crossing his arms. "I, uh..." He thought, seeing many things oyut the window such as people, and buildings. "Uhh.... Going to the bathroom.." He lied, now scratching his head.

Madara cocked an eyebrow and looked at Izuna before his attention went to the road. "I am suspicous but for now we'll just leave it at that..." He sighed.

Izuna blinked and sighed softly, an awkward silence between the two of them.

"So.... Do you normally use the bathroom alot?" Madara asked with a slight blush on his face.

Izuna's face become slight red, still staring at the window. "Umm... not that often, really.."

"Really..." Madara mocked, gawking.

Madara, at the moment, didn't really know much about Izuna, and neither did his younger brother. The thing is their paernts had gotten a divorce and hadn't seen each other for six years, which happened to be during their childhood. There were no visists, no e-mails, no letters, no nothing. So Izuna, now 18, and Madara, now 22, had a lot of catching up to do.

Just as the two were about to arrive a car suddenly smashed right into theirs, sending them flying over a bunch of cars that already seemed to smashed up.

"AHH!! NII-SAN!" Izuna cried.

"Wha- AHHH!" Was Madara's cry.

As the car finally slowed down it rolled around onto it's back, rear, front, and then back again. To top that off, it had banged against a building's wall which just now crumbled and fell everywhere.

Also, snickering and yelling could be heard. "Tobi, Hidan, un! Look ou- AHH!" A boy with long blonde hair, brown eyes, Gold and worn-out T-shirt with red streaks patterned cried out, clinging to the other boy as his life depeneded on it.

The other boy, whom had red spiky hair, was growling and groaning as though he was going to puke. He wore a dark red shirt with black sleeves and dark blue shorts. Simple everyday clothing. "Deidara.... Oh dear lord, may god have mercy on our souls.." He said before doubling-over, throwing up.

The said Deidara immediately pulled away from him, groaning. "That's disgusting, unn..."

The other two boys in the front, who were both trying to control the driver's wheel, were screaming, yelling, and crying.

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT TOBI, WATCH WHERE THE LIVING HELL YOU'RE GOING!" Said the teen named Hidan, with short white hair, lavender eyes, and in a blue school-boy uniform warned, shaking the other teen back and forth whom ahd his hands on the wheel.

The car went back and forth, back and forth which made everyone in it feel as though they were on a roller coaster. (A/N: Like The Scrambler xD)

"To-Tobi can't see! His mask is in his way!!!" Said the said boy Tobi with short spiky hair, an orange spiral mask that seemed to be causing the commotion. He had an orange scarf, black shirt with sleeves, black pants, grayish sneakers, and a green cape. He also seemed to have (WHich felt soft) black gloves on each hand.

Hidan growled and snarled viciously, jumping onto Tobi and ripped his mask right off. 'There now drive fucking straight!" He yelled, throwing the mask out the window.

"NOES! Tobi needs that!" Tobi said as he literally jumped out the window after that, falling onto the ground whichw as full of car parts and dead bodies unfortunetely. He crawled over a little to th eleft and snatched his mask, placing it back on. "Tobi is better..." He smiled.

"TOBI, YOU FUCKING MORON!" Hidan screamed as the car went even more bezerk, losing complete control even with Hidan trying to put it back on track. It rode around the bloodied and destroyed ground a couple hudred times (At 50 miles per hour) before finally slamming into the other car, which held the almost dead Uchiha brothers...
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Author's Comments

I'm shameless. XDDD Well, as you can see, the first CH of Ladies First is here. It's short but oh well. I think I forgot a prologue.... Oh well too. xD

:bulletblack: Here's story summary: Okay, Madara and Izuna are brothers. They both live in an apartment building. They always hear teens humping each other, couples arguing, elders snoaring, idiots laughing and last but not least a group of dumb-minded teenagers doing all above. And who are these teens, they wonder? They're brand new friends, the "Akatsuki!" Warning: MadaIzu, MadaIta, IzuIta, KisaIta, DeiSaso, DeiTobi, KakuHida, slight ItaSasu, and pretty much the whole Akatsuki's having orgies with each other xD Contains: Crued humor, violence, drugs, abuse, depression, humor, bullshit, incest, spanking, and all that happy shit.

I'm not sure when CH 2 is, maybe when I get on track to continue some others and posts a few things up.

This story idea belonsg to I, ~Chocolate-Kunai.
Naruto belonsg to Masashi Kishimoto. (T.T)

Plz fav, comment, view, or/and enjoy~!

TIP: If you do all above I'll upload more faster. Tip over. ;P

Note: I changed a thing. Madara has a son named Tobi whom ran away during the divorce, and hangs out with "The Akatsuki" and wears a mask. So MadaTobi and IzuTobi :D

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What the hell? This is amazingly filled with crack. [This is a compliment]

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I hate this part of being human, this knowing that someone close to me is dying right now, it’s sick.
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My avatar is the one thing in my life I've earned: my rank.
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Why, thank you! XDD

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Fave pairs: HashiMada, HashiTobi, IzuTobi, IzuMada, ItaMada, HashiIzu, IzuHashi, DeiMada, ZetsuZetsu, ZetsuMada, PeinMada, KyuuMada, NaruSasu, NaruMada.:dummy: // Avatar by =Master-Kankuro
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oh wow. poor izuna and madara. :)

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is obsessed with changing meh icon
and male anime characters XD
time for a new list of pairings:
Schneizel/Kanon
Richter/Emil
Beyond/Mikami
Ike/Marth
Tobirama/Izuna
Yoji/Natsuo
Seimei/Kio
Seto/Joey
thats all for now. ^_^
:iconchocolate-kunai:
Lolz:D

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Fave pairs: HashiMada, HashiTobi, IzuTobi, IzuMada, ItaMada, HashiIzu, IzuHashi, DeiMada, ZetsuZetsu, ZetsuMada, PeinMada, KyuuMada, NaruSasu, NaruMada.:dummy: // Avatar by =Master-Kankuro
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:meow:

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is obsessed with changing meh icon
and male anime characters XD
time for a new list of pairings:
Schneizel/Kanon
Richter/Emil
Beyond/Mikami
Ike/Marth
Tobirama/Izuna
Yoji/Natsuo
Seimei/Kio
Seto/Joey
thats all for now. ^_^

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